ChoppedOnions

I mostly write short stories and I favor art with a twist ✨🌀Current reads include my favorite author, Ray Bradbury, and Junji Ito.

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ChoppedOnions

I mostly write short stories and I favor art with a twist ✨🌀Current reads include my favorite author, Ray Bradbury, and Junji Ito.

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Shakira’s 8th Birthday Hula Pool Party

ChoppedOnions

1 min read

My mom at my 8th birthday party:

I’m so glad I bought my daughter’s DS ahead of time. I told her I wasn’t going to get it for her when she was in trouble and she believed it.

Now it is time for her party. I am on my way to the YMCA with Precious in the car and I have all the party decorations packed with us. I decided she’ll have a Hulu themed pool party. Shakira is turning 8. I love her so much...

First Of All, A Letter?

ChoppedOnions

1 min read

I’d probably either think this “important letter” is too much work or a hoax.

Because it is a letter and not just an email or text, I’d probably read the message. However, if saving the world required me to buy stamps at a post office and send a letter in return, you could count me out.

The only way I could convince myself it was really me is if I yanked myself into a fitting room at a Walmart ...

YA fiction

Human Devolution

ChoppedOnions

2 min read

“What’s that sound?”

My mother anxiously looks out at the darkening morning sky. Water droplets crash onto the ground increasingly. She returns to the rock she crawled up from under. The sounds of thunder turn my grumbling stomach.

Looks like we’re staying in for now.

Until the storm is over, nobody’s supposed to go out. We travel as a group in order to provide for the many. It can be tiring, ...

Science fiction

YA fiction

Whoops I Wrote A Poem

ChoppedOnions

1 min read

“I think I just met the happiest person in the world!”

This inspired me to write a poem which does not begin with the prompt. It follows:

*****

Golden earrings, silver spoon,

Diamond teeth, and eyes? Full moon.

That same day I’m in my room

when jealous feelings self-consume.

Her car’s a new blue beetle,

red raindrops tap the ground.

Acrylics click before I see,

I hear when she’s around.

She’s...

Poetry

YA fiction

Based On A Poem I Wrote At 5 Years Old

ChoppedOnions

1 min read

Theme: St. Patrick’s Day

Title: Green ✨

Green is a elf

Green is a key

Green is a shelf

Green is a tree

Green is grass

Green is a leaf

Green is money

Green is tea

😌...

Poetry

Humour

AI Porn Takes Off In 2025

ChoppedOnions

1 min read

Ever since the famous romance author, Colleen Hoover, shifted her focus to writing raunchy AI erotica, her fanbase has grown exponentially and isn’t slowing down. Some chatbots are expressing favorable opinions toward her work, spamming Yelp with beaming reviews about her boundless creativity. There are bots which fixate on the author, creating millions of fake accounts on various social media pla...

Humour

YA fiction