He waddled across the ice, happy and carefree.

The he slipped, slid for a quite a while, and hoped Nat Geo wasn’t there to film him....

A man was interviewing for a job and the interviewer said, “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”

“I’m the one you want,” the man replied,”At my last job every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”...

My life’s story. Oh wait that’s one sentence....

Oh boy. Does it smell like updog in here ??

*kneeslap* ...

Poured spot remover on my dog. Now he is gone....

I find it amazing that no matter how many rolls of the dice I make, I can never win. I suppose it serves me right for playing Snakes & Ladders with a stroppy 4-year-old....

Boy met girl. They lived happily ever after. ...

My colleague and I weren’t exactly the best construction workers on the planet but we did our best and thought the job was as near perfect as it could get. It all came crashing down on us when it all came crashing down on us. ...

I nearly choked as it went down the wrong hole.

“That’s what she said” ...

A guy in a truck trying to impress his girlfriend is trying to race. All I did was cut him off and happily smiled . ...