I look around to the eyes of multiple of my peers. Staring at me intensely, as if I had grown a head. I could feel my cheeks heating up, as I bathed in my shame.

Maybe I wish I had grown a head, perhaps it would be less embarrassing.

Here I was, sprawled on the cafeteria floor. Covered in what you would call a ‘sloppy joe’.

I felt as I couldn’t move, the sloppy joe stuck to my hair and neck. It se...

Once, I was in school for a hundred day project and my project wasn’t perfect but it was okay and we had to talk about the project for the future and i picked a flying car. And I used cardboard to make the future car and it took some time. When I went to school we waited for the teacher to tell us about our project one by one. And when it was my turn I had to get my not good looking car and had to...

The ball flies at my head.

Everything slows.

I see, in painfully slow replay, my fumble.

I hear jeering.

I was daydreaming, daydreaming of being

Away from here, take me anywhere but here-

I pick up the ball, pass it to the other team.

Trying to ignore my teammates’ death stares.

The game goes on.

The game’s going great, nobody

even seems to remember my fumble.

I’ve gotten two points, and the b...

I’d missed the ball

Yet laughed it off

No one would remember

Right?

_WRONG _

__

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Everyone knew now

One told all

In one class

They all stared

At **_ME_**

All eyes were on

**_ME_**?

I was the center of attention

Only for a second

Just for not catching a ball?

What is this world?

I hated the attention

It made me scared

He bullied me for what?

**NOT CATCHING A BALL!?**

Bruh

He embarrassed me...

“AGHHH”

Wait did I just scream out loud

No

That didn’t just happen

Everyone’s looking at me

Why’d I even scream?

Am I okay?

Am I going insane?

Should I just leave the room?

I did

I sprinted to the bathroom

Sat on the floor

And cried

That was so embarrassing

I never want to be seen

Again...

I am that rizzler

The one who rizzed all

Except one

The girl of my dreams

A crowd watched

Watched as I walked towards her

Proud

Like the rizzy guy I am 😏

Time for this rizzler

To do his thing 😏😏😏

I looked her in the eyes

Her gorgeous

Bright

Green eyes

“Are you French?

Because Eiffel for you

Harder than gravity ever could” 😏😏😏

Wasn’t that so rizzy?

She must be so in love

With me

The ...

It was 2004, a nice evening at home, my mom made dinner. Chicken, Mac and cheese, mashed potatoes, and greens.

Everything was so delicious, I went to put some Louisiana hot sauce on my chicken, because hot sauce adds an excellent flavor, I was generous with it and took a bite and was in heaven, it was very tasty, I love my mothers cooking. As I was working on my plate, my brother Steven got up fr...

One day when I was in high school I was talking with one of my friends enthusiastically about what happened the day before. Out of a sudden, a fly entered my mouth I immediately spitted it out and walked into the bathroom to rinse my mouth. Afterwards, when I walked out of the bathroom my friend told all our other friends about what happened. Hysterically, they all were laughing at me however, I l...

Sweaty. That’s all I felt. It was sticky and I had my period. That extra stench is…well…enough said. What I really wanted was to take a shower. But I know I didn’t have time. I grabbed my bottle of Vanilla lace. My preferred scent from Victorias Secret. I ran into Stephanie’s empty room. I saw her in our room, so I knew it was empty. I took down my pants. I sprayed my area. I missed and let out a ...

It’s just gas. And everybody passes it. But it is embarrassing when you pass gas out loud. Especially, if you are the teacher.

They say that elephants never forget. I would modify that to say that if they were fourth grade male elephants, they would not only remember everything, but use any embarrassing situation against you until the day you died. Maybe longer. At least that has been my ex...