I applied for an interview today with my employer. He seemed like a nice guy . I walked over and gave him a really strong handshake . I had accidentally squeezed his hand.It broke.

Did my employer just piss his pants?

Is he scared of me now?

“Hire me , or I’ll squeeze your hand again.” I said menacingly. He answered back , stuttering while having a high pitched voice,

“H-h-how would you like to start today sir?”

“I am hired now. Sweet.”

“Um just just sign these documents!”

“Thank you.”