Losing my brother was the most

Difficult day of my life.

But it was all okay because then

I married his wife.

Her name is Janice and I pretty sure

That she only married my brother for his dollar bills,

Because she was the only one written in his wills.

Janice and I have been married for a year,

But our relationship is dying, I fear.

I lost my job

And now I am broke,

And can’t even afford to buy

Janice a coke.

Janice has filed the divorce papers,

But I’m happy.

Janice was mean and kinda snappy,

And now I can marry her brother.