My day started out, on the beach alone with my tan

The seagulls were talking, the surfers were all man

My late night party, put me in a nice beach relax nap

Just me and my ocean, chilling on my towel and cap

Soon the dreams started to happen, in my sea of mind

A darken mystery ship, came upon the shore not kind

I finally awoke from my sea sick dream, in a empty deck

Shaking my head and body awake, why and what the heck

I realize that I am at sea on a ship, due to the rock of the boat

The salty air from the unseen cracks, the faint smell of a goat

Little did these mad and bad pirates, of the crazy ocean sea

Know that I also was a sea captain, like my pop before me

We practiced out ocean pirate ways, and how to escape the ship

Only if we ever got caught, to be quiet with no sound out of the lip

My trained ears, heard the friendly sound of the gulls my friend

Sitting down below thinking about my escape, when will this end

The old wooden hatch soon opened, to my surprise with a face I knew

It was my Dad and some pirate friends, pulling a trick on me oh phew