“Oh, well would you look at this, my old phone” *opens phone and looks through the photos* “I didn’t take these” “Dad, what are you doing with that?” “Just looking through the pictures” “Why?” “For old time’s sake” “…” “Do you know why there’s nude pictures of our neighbours 14 year old daughter on here?” “Shit” “TIMOTHY HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU STOP FINDING SO MANY NUDES OF PEOPLE YOU’RE SEVEN” “But it’s fun” “I know it is.” “Damn dad” “Language Timothy, your mother can’t know I taught you those words” “Fucking hell dad chill out” “TIMOTHY” “YES DAD” “TIMOTHY” “WHY ARE WE YELLING” “I DONT KNOW”