“Penniless we’ll be if we choose him, mate” I mustered after another “actor” strode across stage. My partner, ever the more jovial and easy going type was more hopeful than I was. The play for set to begin in three months for tonight. Seemed like plenty of time for rehearsal, only we did not have a lead actor and our producer was one tick away on the clock for erupting. “You know I can’t stand Craig when he gets mad”. I said to my partner. “I can hardly understand his thick cockney accent when he’s by the cooler, let alone mad”. Another hour had past and two actors appeared to have no showed for their scheduled auditions “this is needless”