Look, if you need a job, just let me tell you: do NOT be an assistant to a superhero.

You might think, “hey, it sounds fun, and you get to be famous?”

Hell, nawwwwww.

Where do I even begin

The ungodly amount of paperwork?

Working overtime all the time?

Or having to patch up another persons wounds?

Like, do I LOOK like a doctor to you? I ain’t getting your blood on my hands…

…but I still do it anyways because it pays well.

THAT’S NOT THE POINT, THOUGH!

Trust me on this one, buddy. This life isn’t a joke. I’ve got white hairs already because of this.

And this concludes this episode of:

DAY IN THE LIFE: SUPERHERO’S ASSISTANT EDITION!