Felix Is Not Impressed.

Stupid Bald Monkey. Gone off without leaving me my food. I’ve teased more intelligent dogs.


Most days Bald Monkey is ok. It feeds me, it keeps the den warm. It leaves the flappy-clatter thing open so I can get in and out. Except sometimes when it has stayed out later than me and come back all wobble-shouty. Then it can’t wake up. Very smelly, farty monkey.


Now I’ll have to go and rub myself over female monkey in that other den. She’ll give me fish, which are better than rattle-box food anyway. Maybe live with female monkey?

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