Can we all just be a bit quieter in here?

Sorry, but you need to tone it down.

I’m not being rude, I’m just saying-just asking if you can lower the volume.

I know you want to have fun, and I get it. I’m not one of those people. I’m not the police or anything, or a swat, or anything like that. But it’s very easy to chat quietly.

I’m just saying.

Please, it’s giving me a headache.

Why do you always feel the need to produce so much noise? Couldn’t you practice your fruitless tasks with slightly less overwhelm? How am I supposed to philosophise and create profound things when your pointlessness is always in my ear. I can’t think. Have you ever considered that? Can you think about how you override everyone else’s thoughts with your conversations that, may I add, seem completely superficial and unimportant. Us over here, are exercising something greater than you could ever think of. So, please, could you stop being on autopilot for a second and let us be?

Oh, how I’d love the chance to show you.