Dear Richard,

Is that you down there in that sewage pipe? I keep hearing someone screaming

Sincerely,

Lubby

Surface Dweller

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Dear Lubby,

Hey dude! I fell down in the sewer and can’t get out!

Best regards,

Richard

Stuck in a sewer

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Dear Richard,

Huh. Whats it like down there?

Lubby

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Dear Lubby,

It’s alright I guess. I’m meeting new people, err rats I guess. Also I’m getting better at throwing paper airplanes up the sewage drain so you can read my messages.

Thanks for throwing down that stack of paper. I’m using half of it for toilet paper. Im a poopy boy!

Richard

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Dear Richard,

I can tell. Your last message had a poop stain on it.

Lubby

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Dear Lubby,

That wasn’t me I swear!!! Please believe me!!

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Richard,

You sweat when you lie, and this message is soaked in it. Just admit you pooped.

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Lubby,

I’d rather die in a sewage pipe

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Richard,

Well have a good life i guess

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Ok fine I used it as toilet paper. I forgot I did, but i wrote a message on it and didnt want to use up another piece of paper.

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Thanks for being honest. This is why i like being friends with you. Do you want me to get you out?

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Not really. I dont want to go into work tomorrow. Can you bring me some McDonalds?

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Of course buddy. I love you!!

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Do you happen to know the current happy meal toy line?

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They have Squishmallow toys

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Get me one. I taped 10 bucks to this note

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Richard why does the bill have a poop stain on it…

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… its feels better on my butt

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Bruh