MAJOR SPOILERS. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED SEASON FIVE OF GILMORE GIRLS

Logan and Rory

A beautiful ship

A ship that shall sail

I hope it won’t dip

I used to like Dean

And shipped him with Rory for life

But he broke her heart

Now I want to strike him with a knife (Not really)

I should’ve known

When they broke up three times

I have experience after all

With an ex friend of mine

But it all started

With a stupid mistake

Rory told him she didn’t love him

Because she didn’t want to be fake

So they broke up

And got together again

It was all bliss

Dean was a great boyfriend

Then this character

Jess, a rude and stupid boy

Stole Rory’s heart

And with it, my joy

Dean stayed strong

Until one day,

Jess and Rory

He was sure they would stay

Rory got with Jess

And he sucked so hard

Even though he loved her

He was terrible like tar

Jess ran away

And Rory was a mess

Dean was too

But was happy without Jess

Dean fell in love with Lindsay

A self conscious and sweet girl

Rory and Dean still liked each other

Dean and Lindsay: Hurl

Dean proposed to Lindsay

And Rory knew she had no chance

But Dean still loved her

While drunk, he finally confessed

Dean and Rory got back together

While Dean was still married

When Lindsay found out,

Her scream throughout the town, it carried

At a fancy party

Dean realized he didn’t belong

With Rory he broke up

And now he’s gone

But then Logan came

An annoying but cute guy

I think Rory likes him

So maybe they’ll try