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**I'll start my work tomorrow, I swear!**

**Just one more video, I declare.**

**My deadlines loom, my inbox swells,**

**While I perfect my Netflix spells.**

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**Productivity's overrated,**

**My skills at slacking? Unabated!**

**When motivation comes, I'll shine...**

**Oh look, a new distraction! Fine.**

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There once was a girl named amor,

Who worked as the dirtiest… 😳🤫

Maybe we’ll save this poem for another day....

I wanted to write a poem,

just a verse or two for the night.

But I couldn’t find an idea,

nothing just seemed quite right.

I pondered a verse of love—

but what good would that do?

I’ve written about that topic before,

time to find something new.

A hornet appeared in my thoughts

(There was dead one in the window sill)

a verse of anger seemed fitting

but didn’t give much of a thrill.

I read som...

“Can i take your order” he said

From the other line

And she thought to herself

A cheese pizza sounds fine.

“I’ll take a large pizza

Plain, only cheese

Can I get the thin crust

And with minimum grease”

The man took a moment

And then came back to her

He said “is that all”

And the rest was a blur.

She was done with her order

And he said, “your food will come soon.”

She said her goodbyes

And sa...

I

I cut

I cut myself

I cut myself shaving

I cut myself shaving you

I cut myself shaving you , Santa...

You, so patient, a clerk

At Barnes & Noble

…Noble? Maybe.

Saintly? Absolutely,

As that woman you helped

Find a book,

Told you—in detail—why she

Loved the previous works of an

Author

You could not care any less

About.

You, so patient, a barista?

No, a book seller, working in the

Barnes & Noble cafe;

Working the coffee machines;

Not burning the milk.

You only know the drinks on the menu,

But pe...

What’s so humerus

about the longest bone in

your arm? Not funny....

It used to be just you and me

Always living our lives so freely

And then one night you came home late

I had to reheat your dinner plate

And hide the tear stains on my cheeks

That was the third time you were late that week

And I almost knew what was going on

But you held me and rocked me and sang me a song

But what was quite peculiar

Was the scent of vanilla on your shirt

But you convinced me ...

(Based off Stephen King’s IT)

We all float down here,

And soon you will too,

You’ll come and join us one by one,

And we’ll be a happy zoo!

See, I used to be in a circus,

But then we where all blown away,

Now I cackle down in the sewers,

As I wait for you to come and play

I’m in your bathroom,

Yep! Right down in the sink,

I’m in that old house,

With a smile and a wink!

Come give me a hug!

And c...

MAJOR SPOILERS. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED SEASON FIVE OF GILMORE GIRLS

Logan and Rory

A beautiful ship

A ship that shall sail

I hope it won’t dip

I used to like Dean

And shipped him with Rory for life

But he broke her heart

Now I want to strike him with a knife (Not really)

I should’ve known

When they broke up three times

I have experience after all

With an ex friend of mine

But it al...