I’m not sure if Cupid had a hangover when he assigned soulmates, but really?

Jack is a hunter. I could never be with someone so cruel.

God, I hate him so much.

I hate that he’s successful.

I hate his stupid soft hair.

I hate the way it falls in his face.

I hate that he doesn’t care.

Jack can’t be my soulmate.

I’ve only had a few.

He’s an idiot with a twang.

He is nothing new.

I made a note to remember his accent

And remember his face well.

Just as I began today’s assignment

there’s the final bell.

I kind of like that Jack’s a hunter.

I kind of hope he likes fisherman.