He does this every year and every year there is no problem. But this year we get into a little bit of a pickle. He gets stuck inside the chimney of his last house. I guess you could say he was a tad bit embarrassed. This has never happened before so why has it this year. And his last house, what a way to go out.

But let’s be honest we all know why this has happened. With all the years he has done this job this has never happened. But this year is different. It’s all become of the many many years of this job, he has eaten way over billions of cookies and what not. The nicest way to put this is to say that he has put on a little bit of weight. Yikes! Let’s hopefully this doesn’t happen again. We just need someone to tell him this. But how do tell Santa that he’s getting fatter, ‘Hey Santa, the reason you got stuck in that last chimney is because your fat, your fatter than you were last year so yeah sorry’. Yeah no I’m not gonna be the one to break this news to him. Well let’s hope this is a one time thing.