Now I know what you're all thinking.

You're thinking, who's that little green guy, trying to inspire us into revolution?

Hi! (waves enthusiastically) I'm Selander.

(rapid applause from the audience)

Oh, you're too kind! Flowers, really? For me? Why thank you.

'Sel?'

And a trophy! Why I couldn't possibly...

'Sel?'

You'll name your first-born after me! Why, the honour-

'Selander!' Nahara poked her head around the door. 'They're ready for you.'

Selander adjusted his tie in the mirror. 'I'm ready.'

(Selander enters stage left)

Now I know what you're all thinking.

You're thinking, who's that little green guy, trying to inspire us into revolution?

Hi! (waves enthusiastically) I'm Selander.

(there's a distinct lack of applause)

You may know me from my work as a master thief?

... No? ... Anyone? (sighs) Alright, it doesn't matter.

Point is, I'm here today to ask for your help.

My friend, my... best friend and quite possibly the love of my life has been kidnapped.

And I... need help to get him back.

I need your help.

(a cough echoes from the audience)

Erm... Pretty please?