(Remix of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)

You know Harry and Frodo

And Sophie and Fitz

Wednesday and Tyler

And Joy and Sadness

But do you recall

One of the most famous characters of all

Terry the Country Cockorach

Had a very country hat

And if you ever saw it

That roach you would want to smack

All of the other characters

Used to cackle and insult him

They never let poor Terry

Join in any movie marathons

Then one national roach day

They all came to say

Terry with your country hat

Won’t you give a roachy speech tonight

Then all the characters loved him

And they shouted at Terry

Terry the Country Cockroach

You’ll get squished eventually