Wally the Walrus
I love to read Harry Potter, LoTR, KotLC, and more like that! I also love to write fantasy fiction stories!
Wally the Walrus
I love to read Harry Potter, LoTR, KotLC, and more like that! I also love to write fantasy fiction stories!
I love to read Harry Potter, LoTR, KotLC, and more like that! I also love to write fantasy fiction stories!
I love to read Harry Potter, LoTR, KotLC, and more like that! I also love to write fantasy fiction stories!
One day Terry was driving home. People in the town he was driving to started singing.
(Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Remix)
You better watch out Cause your gonna cry Yeah your gonna pout I’m telling you why Terry is coming to town
It’s turn wasn’t missed It’s tries are bing nice Gonna find out If it’s being nice Terry is coming to town
To town it will come creeping When it is getting late Terry better be good not bad Be good for goodness sake
You better watch out Cause your gonna cry Your gonna pout I’m telling you why Terry is coming to town
The day I’ve been waiting for has finally arrived! I’ve always dreamed of singing a chicken nugget song with a whale, and finally got my chance. We went to the beach this morning, and I got onto a boat we rented. In the distance was a whale, and he asked me if he could come on board. I said yes, and the whale got onto the boat. We started singing a chicken nugget song and got hungry, so we ate fast food. Then, he had to go back home and so he went into the water. The whale said goodbye then swam away.
My grandmother always told me To play fair and nice Sometimes people don’t listen To really good advice
People that laugh and point And don’t apologize Ones that cheat in games And aren’t very wise
And there’s nothing you can do Cause two wrongs don’t make a right You just have to ignore them Until they’re out of sight
Be patient and smart Play fair and nice That was my grandmothers Only advice
Find me down the garden path Where green leaves grow true Blooming flowers and streaming sunlight Petals falling from a cherry too
They land in my hair And I don’t care at all As my hands touches leaves And I see the waterfall
The koi fish in a pond Adding to the peace And the most beautiful Of all the colorful trees
I look at the most amazing sight And take in a peaceful breath This place will be in my vivid memory Until the flowers rotting death
My hair blows in the wind And I take a sigh of sorrow That I must eventually leave Yet I will come back tomorrow
This doesn’t have to do with the picture.
Once upon a time, there was a tiny little stinky kitty cat in the dumpster. I kneel towards the stinky garbage cat and stick my arm out. It starts talking in German, “Hallo! Ich Bin Groß Stinken!“ I lift one eyebrow up like this 🤨 . Big Stink jumps on my arm and trails dirt and Cheeto dust.
I bring Big Stink home, and notice a missing cat sign! Oh no, someone might take Big Stink. The thing to do was obvious. I go to the store and buy a rat costume, then put Big Stink in it. Perfect.
The owner of the missing cat saw Big Stink the next day. For some reason they didn’t fall for my plan and took Big Stink away. “NEIN!” I shouted as the owner walked away with Big Stink, “NEINNNNNN!”
The next day, I found Big Stink at my door. She told me in German that she was too smelly for her owner. I officially adopted Big Stink, but of course I kept the name.
We had long conversations in German and talked about cats or dogs. I definitely love cats more than dogs…heh heh….anyways, Big Stink is my new best friend. I made her a Cheeto dust pie.
(Remix of Let It Grow)
Terry was walking around town, when suddenly Saerhuah (Sarah) kidnapped him. She said he was too annoying to be set free. Everyone in town agreed he was a little annoying sometimes, but needed freedom.
They randomly broke into song.
My names Wally and I’m saying hi I’m just the one that watches Terry die And it seems like roaches might be worth a try So I say let it go
My name is Aunt Yes Aunt Jo Lil’ Dino is crying, we know And that’s not good so I suppose We should let it go
Let it go Let it go You can’t reap what you don’t sow Set Terry to see the earth Just one way to know it’s worth Celebrate Terrys freedom rebirth I say let it go
My names Lil’ Pubert and I am three And I would really like to free Terry La la la la la la la la la la lee I say let it go I’m Cheeto Dude and for Cheetos I care I remember when Terry was everywhere And he wasn’t always in our hair So I say let it go
Let it go Let it go Like it did so long ago It’s just one Terry But it time to set it free It’s time to change life for Terry Time to let it go
My names Searhuah I’m one of you I live here with Terry too The things you say just might be true It could be time to let him loose And maybe it’ll be less annoying too Nah haha
I say let it die Let it die let it die Let it shrivel up and die Come on who’s with me huh Not much people You greedy witch
Let it go let it go Let the love inside you show Set Terry free to the earth Just one way to know it’s worth Celebrate Terrys freedom rebirth We say let it go Woah woah woah let it go let it go You can’t reap what you don’t sow It’s just one Terry But it’s time to set it free Its not time to banish Terry Imagine town freed and Terryed Let this be our solemn creed
We say let it go (in town) We say let it go (it’s a brand new dawn) We say let it go (in town) We say let it go (it’s a brand new dawn)
I take out my pen and start writing my letter.
Dear Santa,
Hey, dude, why? I’m mean, just why? The naughty list, seriously. I only crashed 5 cars, 7 boats, 3 bikes, 9 scooters, stole a lollipop, and broke 1,343,755,395 of the things my brother told me not to touch. Oh.
Anyways, you should really take me off the naughty list. Think of all the good things I’ve done this year. I, uh, I obviously uhm, uhm…I helped clear out my moms wallet! That’s what I did.
Great, now that you’ve taken me off the naughty list (hopefully), I can tell you what I want for Christmas (oh no). First, I want Mariah Carey’s engagement ring. I’m pretty sure you don’t make that in the ol’ workshop, huh? Just go and buy it for $10 million, it’s fine.
Next, I want the red and white suit that your probably wearing right now. After I wash it out to get rid of the stink, and make it 17 million sizes smaller, it will make some pretty comfy clothes. I can also walk around saying, “Ho Ho Ho I’m and old fat guy that sneaks into people houses an puts candy in their oversized socks.”
Also, I want 282,927,397,729 dollars. My mom said that each time I break something I have to give her a dollar. Let’s just say, I’ve broken a lot of things. Yeah. Huh. I’m so destructive, maybe I should stop break-Ooh, a new expensive vase! I wonder what happens if I do this. CRASH. BOOM. Yeah, add an extra dollar to that.
Anyways, thanks for the presents in advance. Don’t get thin! Also, go to the doctor. You eat around 2.2 billion cookies each year. I’m no doctor, or that smart, but I know for sure that can’t be healthy.
Thanks, you fat old man! -The Annoying Little Kid Down The Street.
Dark
Shadows
Of creatures in the night
Bold
Scars
Left in terror and fright
Screaming
Sounds
Because of this beast
Lost
Now found
Kindness can’t be beat
Saving
All
The monster did do
Trying
Peace
It was something new
Bright
Laughter
Of creatures in the light
Bold
Smiles
Of happiness and sight
Monsters can’t be hero’s They don’t even show it If they wanted to be kind Then I guess we don’t know it
They smash and stomp and destroy Everything we know Monsters are our enemy Our eternal foe
Until a day when the cities hero Suddenly came along He was saving the city from the monster The monster was too strong
The city started to crash and burn When the monster changed his ways The monster started to rebuild Remembered for years and days
The monster stopped destroying And left alone this place He went to save other cities The statue left his trace
A statue built in his honor So everyone knows That sometimes monsters Might not be your foes
(Remix of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)
You know Harry and Frodo And Sophie and Fitz Wednesday and Tyler And Joy and Sadness But do you recall One of the most famous characters of all
Terry the Country Cockorach Had a very country hat And if you ever saw it That roach you would want to smack
All of the other characters Used to cackle and insult him They never let poor Terry Join in any movie marathons
Then one national roach day They all came to say Terry with your country hat Won’t you give a roachy speech tonight
Then all the characters loved him And they shouted at Terry Terry the Country Cockroach You’ll get squished eventually