Wally the Walrus

I love to read Harry Potter, LoTR, KotLC, Ahsoka, and more like that! I also love to write fantasy and humor stories. Go Gryffindor 🔴🟡. And do your Duolingo lesson 🟢🦉.

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Wally the Walrus

I love to read Harry Potter, LoTR, KotLC, Ahsoka, and more like that! I also love to write fantasy and humor stories. Go Gryffindor 🔴🟡. And do your Duolingo lesson 🟢🦉.

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Ramen 🍜 🍜

Wally the Walrus

1 min read

Something so tiny

If you look at it that way

To me it’s something big

Let it see the light of day

Turn the stove on

Get out a pot

Fill it with water

I can’t be stopped

Ramen

When I eat it I say

Ramen

You are more than okay

Beef is great

Chicken’s okay

Soy sauce too

Ramen all the way

I wish I could eat ramen

Every day

I wish that would be

That would be okay

The noodles make me cry

Tears that a...

Poetry

Humour

For The Love Of Streaks Do Your Prompt

Wally the Walrus

1 min read

I don’t want to stick out like a weed in a field of wildflowers.

But it’s too late.

It’s been days since I’ve last picked up my phone. Still, it feels like years. It didn’t used to be this way. I used to pick it up all the time and spend hours writing stories and poem. The whole world could see them. The whole world on this app. Daily Prompt. Not daily for me.

Not anymore.

No more notification...

Humour

Help Me Write

Wally the Walrus

1 min read

The wind blows my hair

I’m standing on the edge again

Not knowing what to write

If only someone would give me

An idea

A prompt

If they would tell me

What (long) story I should write...

Poetry

Humour

Birds Song

Wally the Walrus

1 min read

Heavy rain, cracked windows, and a forgotten song

I knew the birds were not singing all along...

Poetry

Drama

The Duck And Goose Army

Wally the Walrus

2 min read

“Come on in…, Frank.” I say hesitantly. Why is this random goose here?

“Thank you for your hospitality, especially since I’ve come in uninvited.” Frank thanks me. I nod my head with a smile, but can’t process what is happening to talk.

“So, why are you here?” I ask once we’ve been seated at a table.

“Have you heard of the duck army?” The second Frank asks me my eyebrows shoot up.

...

Humour

R.I.P. Duo Fly High

Wally the Walrus

1 min read

It was Wednesday

And Duo was safe

And now he lay

In his resting place

A cybertruck came

And it was too late

In a fiery explosion

It was Duos fate

Duo is gone

Dead as can be

But we can save him

Including me

So I’ll do a lesson

Or two or three

Hoping that Duo

Will come back maybe

When I almost forgot

He’d remind me

To do my lesson

And save my streak

He was passive aggressive

And he wouldn’t sto...

Poetry

Humour

Duos Crazy

Wally the Walrus

1 min read

“AHHHH RUN!!”

~~🟢🦉~~

A message from Duolingo

Notified me from my phone

And I had the sudden feeling

I wasn’t alone

Duo says it’s time

Do your German

Or else…

You’ll be burnin’

So in a puddle of my own sweat

I start my lesson

But what gender is the bread?!?!

That’s the question

Another notification

“No no nein” I say

Duos says I’m not safe

Duos insane, he’s not...

Poetry

Humour

Friends? I Got Bored…

Wally the Walrus

1 min read

There are three

Three newer ones

They are funny

And they are my friends

We like to write stories

Others wouldn’t understand

We have many inside jokes

Cause they are my friends

~~✨🦖✨~~

One is a dancer

Ballet and contemp

Flute, violin, and piano

She is my friend

One rides horses

She plays violin

She’s a bit insane

She is my friend

One plays softball

With kindness to ...

Poetry

Humour

The Chaotic Cockroach Chronicles

Wally the Walrus

2 min read

I get onto the Google Docs and start typing in words. My friends and I all share a doc, where we write crazy and fun fantasy stories. We all represent a character and we all write the stories. The main character of these chronicles is named Terry. Hence the name: Terry the Country Cockroach Chronicles.

I start typing about Terry, a crazy and annoying country cockroach, going to its job as a pr...

Humour

The Golden Doodle

Wally the Walrus

1 min read

WARNING: STORY MAY INVOVLE SOMEONE NOT LIKING GOLDEN DOODLES! I KNOW, RIGHT?!?!

“MoTtEr!” Screeched the exasperating child.

“Ugh, what is it this time, Rose?” Asked the mom of a daughter who behaves with ineffable annoyance. Though, Rose often caused much laughter.

“I want a PuPpY!” Rose exclaimed, and walked over to the dog they already had. “Not this one, dough, it sticky.”

“...

Humour