Believe Me

I woke suddenly on the couch in my apartment. The snow came down silently. I called my parents.


“Mom, how are you?” I said.


“Who is this?” Mom said.


“It’s your daughter Shari,” I said.


“This is a terrible prank!” Mom exclaimed.


“It is; I just woke from a nap on my couch,” I said. The phone clicked. “Hello hello,” I said. I called again.


“Hello, Mom…. “ she hung up again and I heard tears.


Discouraged I went to the kitchen to find something to eat. I spent the evening watching a Netflix movie. I wonder why Mom doesn’t believe me.


The next day I call my brother, Sam. “Sam, hi it’s Shari. Do you know what’s up with mom?”


“So you’re the lunatic that called Mom. My sister Shari died in a car wreck. This is a really low blow,” Sam said.


“What…..? Dead….? No it’s me….I swear! Can I meet you somewhere to prove it to you? I’m fine;I’m alive and well.” I said.


“Well maybe…….”Sam hung up the phone.


Wow this is crazy…am I crazy? They think I’m dead. I pinch myself. Ow! Nope not dead.


I go to a town park that I frequent. I see many people then my brother and his wife stroll across the way. I decide to head the opposite direction so I’ll run into them.


After ten minutes we meet. We look as we pass by. I hear my sister in law say,” Did you see her? That looked just like your sister, Shari.”


I turn around slowly and follow them about ten paces behind. I hear my brother tell her about the phone calls. What do I do? I thought.


I picked up the pace and passed them twice. Nothing….. I finished my run on a different trail. I got in my car and drove home to shower. How do I convince my family that I’m not dead?


I spend the evening reading a novel. I go to bed and pray about what to do.


I got up early the next day to go to the library to research newspapers for a car accident when I supposedly died. Nothing….Then I went to the county clerk’s office to check for death records on myself. Nothing…..


I called Sam again so I wouldn’t depress mom some more. “Sam, can we meet at the park in town?”


“Which park?” said Sam.


“Peabody Park in town. I run there sometimes.”


No way….. he thought. “Okay let’s get this over with so you’ll leave mom and I alone. This is a low blow though,” said Sam.


“I saw you yesterday with your wife. You just walked on by then I ran passed you twice. I gave up,but I’m not dead. I went to the library to look for a newspaper article about my death and then I looked for a death certificate and I didn’t find anything about my accident or my death. Explain that. I wouldn’t think of stressing mom anymore. I knew you could handle this better.”


We met two days later on Saturday. Sam brought his wife with the information about my death. They showed me a newspaper without a picture of the deceased but with my name and my birthdate. “Weird…!” I say. “The article says I died two months ago.”Well , I have been busy traveling for work and avoiding calls from everyone since I’ve been in a slump, I thought. I’m a pharmaceutical salesman. I learned my lesson here I guess. I need to hold family to a higher importance from now on.


“This article isn’t about me. I’m here. I’m sorry I’ve avoided phone calls and such. Work has kept me busy and I have no other excuses. Pinch me ask me something only I would know,” I said.


“What is my childhood nickname and what do I hate most?” said Sam.


“Your nickname is weasel and you hate mowing the yard,” said Sam.


“You’re right and I’ve had to mow a lot since you’ve been outbid the area. Thank you,” said Sam.


“Do you believe me now?” I said.


“How do we convince mom and dad and who really died? This is uncanny.” I said.


“Tomorrow we have a family dinner. Come and I’ll announce you and see what happens. We’ll have 911 on call just in case,” said Sam.


I knocked on the door and Sam answered the door. Sam announced me and mom and dad cried and hugged me.

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