“So what do you do?”

Said Mr Lou.

“I make cat mittens

And ship them to Britain”

“That is quite… strange.

Any other hobbies?

Just for a change”

“I made walls of TVs

And rooms out of snacks

And even a floor that’s made just for a nap”

“Do you do anything out in the sun

Building, gardening, Just for fun?”

“I made streets out of treats

I made sheds out of bred

I made water slides of Nutella

All before bed”

“At tea time I’ll settle for a town of jam tarts

And breakfast perhaps some cereal cars

At dinner I’ll have a spaghetti roller coaster

And I’ll put toast in my gummy bear toaster

I’ll put coffee in my chocolate mug

And roll out my cookie rug”

“You are the smartest kind of stupid”

“No sir.

You’ll find that being smart does not involve being stupid”