This doesn’t have to do with the picture.

Once upon a time, there was a tiny little stinky kitty cat in the dumpster. I kneel towards the stinky garbage cat and stick my arm out. It starts talking in German, “Hallo! Ich Bin Groß Stinken!“ I lift one eyebrow up like this 🤨 . Big Stink jumps on my arm and trails dirt and Cheeto dust.

I bring Big Stink home, and notice a missing cat sign! Oh no, someone might take Big Stink. The thing to do was obvious. I go to the store and buy a rat costume, then put Big Stink in it. Perfect.

The owner of the missing cat saw Big Stink the next day. For some reason they didn’t fall for my plan and took Big Stink away. “NEIN!” I shouted as the owner walked away with Big Stink, “NEINNNNNN!”

The next day, I found Big Stink at my door. She told me in German that she was too smelly for her owner. I officially adopted Big Stink, but of course I kept the name.

We had long conversations in German and talked about cats or dogs. I definitely love cats more than dogs…heh heh….anyways, Big Stink is my new best friend. I made her a Cheeto dust pie.