You know today I asked someone, could pigs fly? You know what they said, yes, but only when fish can walk. Of all the ridiculous things to say.

Today I asked someone if fish could walk. You know what they said, yes but only when turkeys quack. What kind of answer is that.

Today I asked someone if fish could walk. You know what they said, yes but only when snakes grow legs. I am getting really tired of these ridiculous answers.

You’d have to be and absolute fool to believe all of that!