I love desserts. From Reese’s cups to KitKats, I love them. For Christmas, I wished for infinite desserts. I woke up grinning and jumped out of bed excitedly. So when I saw a door with a sign saying “INFINITE OREOS”, I just couldn’t resist. It was right by my bed. So I’ve been snacking ever since. One day, I saw a newspaper article in the mailbox. “Oreo Bandits” was the title. The Oreo bandits are bandits who smell Oreos from miles away. I immediately realized I’m in trouble. Then, a bunch of bandits showed up and said “show me the Oreos”. I didn’t want to anger them, so I showed them. They dived in and shoved them in their mouth. I heard their nasty chewing and their face was covered in filling, with crumbs all over their mouths. The smell of chocolate was overwhelming.

Next Christmas, I did not wish for desserts.