*opens phone to see a message*

“Don’t go home tonight. Don’t go home tonight? Well that’s a little CrEePy”

“Don’t respond”

“Imma respond”

“I just said don’t”

“Well Jeremiah you are an idiot who only passed English because your dad paid the school”

“You have a point”

“Should I say something cryptic?”

“I dunno”

“Or should I get straight to the point?”

“Don’t ask me, I’m the idiot”

“Alright, how about ‘make me mother seal, or as the French say, MOTHER FUQUER’?”

“Do it man”

*sends message*

“I did it”

“Congrats”

“I should have passed French”

“You failed?”

*another message*

“Don’t you mean la mere phoque, what’s a foke? I bet he passed French, what a know it all!”

“Respond with an emoji pointing at you and then the nerd emoji”

“Jeremiah you’re a genius”