So long

This is the day

It’s finally happening

Now, none of you were expecting this. You haven’t heard from me in years after all. Hell, you likely don’t remember who I am. None of you know me by my name. I chose it four years ago today, by the way. I think it’s lovely, even if the people who do know it won’t use it. I enjoy being me, but not with my company. And so I was hoping to see you all one last time. Say hello after a few years, meet the new children, hear of those who have died. I won’t mourn though, I’m not sure if you noticed in our very little time together, but I don’t cry. I don’t care for death, and nor should you. It’s like I’ll die, and you’ll forget about me.

That’s just the fate I want, and so then I’ll be gone.

So come, we’re having a meal. There will be salads and meats and even pork crackling. And even those breadsticks you can’t stop eating.

After all, I wouldn’t be Katie without myself, and only myself can pull this shit off.