Human: ocean is accused of making waves at the beach and having rip currents.

Ocean: *laughs historically* your kidding

Human: your punishment is no seagulls and…

Ocean: I’m the ocean I make waves

Human: interrupting the judge you will now be punished with pollution.

Ocean: are you crazy. I am the ocean, the ocean, that’s me , makes waves an rip currents so if you fouls can’t see that then this planet going to crap.

Human: we do not shout in court.

Ocean: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Human: arrest him

Ocean: I’m the ocean you can’t arrest me.

Human: put a coat of oil on him.

Ocean: nooooooo