October 3rd, 2046-writing from my apartment bedroom balcony in New York City

So let me tell you about this day, this regular, totally normal day on June 15th, 2043. I was just walking on the chalky sidewalk of Main Street when the clouds started to sprinkle a bit. And then to a pour. I put my hood up and continued walking. At this point in my life, I basically gave up on life. I was in debt, nowhere else to go, and didn’t have much friends who could help me. But back to me walking on the sidewalk, depressed and lonely, my stomach started to growl and then began to hurt. My vision was blurry and I started to feel dizzy. At first, I thought it was just my breakfast taking affect (which was the regular, two raw eggs, a pancake and some orange juice). But my stomach was hurting unbearably and I decided to walk back home to rest when suddenly….lightning struck….I felt more nauseous than ever when I saw it… pure light…. After that, I didn’t hurt anymore. The rain stopped and the clouds cleared up. But what wasn’t normal was where I was. I was no longer on the sidewalk…but on the balcony of an unowned apartment. I wondered if I was seeing things but no… I actually teleported.

Now, this might come to you as a surprise but….It…really…happened. I didn’t know what to do except go report this. But that would only make people think I am crazy. So fast forward to when I finally decided to report this paranormal event to the police. They looked at me confused, but I explained everything: what I ate for breakfast, what I did before it happened and what I did last night. To my surprise, they gave in and called the chief of police.

When the word spread out, I was becoming internet famous. People were paying me to try and teleport again, but the thing is… I really don’t know how I did it. And I don’t think I can ever do it again. I even tried repeating the day over and over again, but it never worked each time I tried it.

So, you now get the story. Later I became a millionaire and bought the same apartment i teleported onto. If you can get anything from this, keep in mind that if you ever teleport, report it and you may become a millionaire like me.