October 3rd, 2046-writing from my apartment bedroom balcony in New York City
So let me tell you about this day, this regular, totally normal day on June 15th, 2043. I was just walking on the chalky sidewalk of Main Street when the clouds started to sprinkle a bit. And then to a pour. I put my hood up and continued walking. At this point in my life, I basically gave up on life. I was in debt, nowhere else to go, and didn’t have much friends who could help me. But back to me walking on the sidewalk, depressed and lonely, my stomach started to growl and then began to hurt. My vision was blurry and I started to feel dizzy. At first, I thought it was just my breakfast taking affect (which was the regular, two raw eggs, a pancake and some orange juice). But my stomach was hurting unbearably and I decided to walk back home to rest when suddenly….lightning struck….I felt more nauseous than ever when I saw it… pure light…. After that, I didn’t hurt anymore. The rain stopped and the clouds cleared up. But what wasn’t normal was where I was. I was no longer on the sidewalk…but on the balcony of an unowned apartment. I wondered if I was seeing things but no… I actually teleported. Now, this might come to you as a surprise but….It…really…happened. I didn’t know what to do except go report this. But that would only make people think I am crazy. So fast forward to when I finally decided to report this paranormal event to the police. They looked at me confused, but I explained everything: what I ate for breakfast, what I did before it happened and what I did last night. To my surprise, they gave in and called the chief of police. When the word spread out, I was becoming internet famous. People were paying me to try and teleport again, but the thing is… I really don’t know how I did it. And I don’t think I can ever do it again. I even tried repeating the day over and over again, but it never worked each time I tried it.
So, you now get the story. Later I became a millionaire and bought the same apartment i teleported onto. If you can get anything from this, keep in mind that if you ever teleport, report it and you may become a millionaire like me.
TICK…TICK…TICK………BOOM! There goes another plasma time bomb blowing up the whole front line of moon soldiers. Only 2 more hours until the next one is set off. Guns blare, and people roar as the fight for supremacy goes on.
“Move up! Move up! We need to stop the enemy from setting off another of their time bombs. We can NOT give up!” Says general Krot, speaking louder and more clear than he usually does to inform his soldiers of the objective.
“Sir, the enemy has the upper hand! They’ve got plasma launchers, and we got….well… plasma grenades.” One of general Krot’s soldiers say.
“SO THEN WE USE WHATEVER WE GOT TO FIGHT AGAINST THEM. Here, take some plasma grenades and throw them from the east side of the battlefield! That should take them by surprise—“
“And then you take the heavies up onto the battlefield to gain the upper hand!”
“Precisely. But hurry, we only got til 1830 which is when the third time bomb goes off, and if that happens, then we will all be blown to smitharenes.”
PEW! PEW PEW……BLAST. BLAST. KABOOOM goes further blasts from the guns. As the loyal soldier does what he is told, the general gathers a group of heavies and heads towards the battlefield. All the while, the enemy calls for reinforcements.
“Смотри! Смотри! солдаты на фронте.” One of the enemy soldiers shout to his fellow assault men.
Taking the enemies by surprise, the loyal soldier throws the plasma grenades long and hard at the enemy’s trench in a crater….
CLICK…ppppPPPFFFF……POW! POW! POW!
Success. General Krot’s men move up and takes out enemy soldiers forcing the enemy to fall back.
“отступать! отступайте, мужики, отступайте!”
As the moon army Marches forward to take control of what originally belonged to them, the enemy flies back to Earth to receive a loss. Meanwhile, everybody back on the moon is cheering and shouting for they have won! Victory is theirs at last at exactly 1830…..
KKAAAAAAAABBBBOOOOOOM!!!!!! there goes the third plasma time bomb.
A very uneventful night at a roadside motel in Billings, Montana, but a very exciting one for a 19 year old girl named Jennifer.
“I can’t wait for tomorrow! Skiing down the slopes of Beartooth Mountain will be so fun, I bet I’ll be the best skier there!” Jennifer says excitedly talking to her mother on the phone.
“Ohh I bet you will be too honey, but be careful, I have heard it is pretty dangerous skiing on Beartooth especially with so many people that will be on it tomorrow with the perfect amount of snow and—
“Don’t worry mom, I will be just fine. I will be back in one piece when I come back to Idaho with you. Miss you already, goodnight.”
“Goodnight sweetheart.”
And with that, Jennifer ends the call with her mother. Since she is so excited, she has a hard time falling asleep but eventually tiring herself with all the excitement finally falling asleep…
The next morning, Jennifer awakes with a start, wondering what the loud banging is. Soon, she hears men talking downstairs,
“Dang it! The door’s stuck. It must have snowed a crap ton for the door to not be able to open!”
Eventually, more banging came from downstairs. Jennifer climbed out of her bed, got out of her room, and walked down the stairs to the entrance where two men stood.
“Hey, what’s going on, I’m trying to get good rest here!”
“Ma’am, the door’s stuck. Now if you plan on getting out of here anytime soon, that’s gonna have to wait. If you wanna find out why the door is stuck, then go to the window over there and see for yourself.”
As Jennifer walked over to the window, she immediately noticed some snow…but wait…she couldn’t believe it! It was so much snow that she couldn’t even see anything BUT snow.
“Holy crap!” She exclaimed, almost waking the whole entire motel, “how did it snow this much just last night!”
One of the men did a slight shrug and continued to try and pry the door open. Pretty soon, all the residents of the motel were climbing down the stairs one by one, coming to see what was going on. Many shocked faces roamed the entrance as each face peered out the window.
“Hmm…so I called the snowblower and they are on the job, but other than that, we just have to wait so everybody please do not take this into huge concern.” One of the men informs all the worried people.
“How long will this take?” Jennifer asks worriedly.
“About 4-6 hours depending on how fast they get here. But it could take all day, who knows.”
“ALL DAY?! I won’t be able to go skiing. Let alone, get to Idaho!”
Jennifer’s hopes sank to the bottom that she wouldn’t be able to go skiing. This trip to Billings, Montana did NOT go as planned for Jennifer who has to wait in a motel all day…with many other residents that had other plans as well.
…Quite a breath taking moment for Martha, as she was about to announce a simple ‘thanks’ to a gigantic audience. “How embarrassing this will be”, Martha thought, as she is an introvert and did not have any practice of public speech. She walks into view for the audience to see, blushing, and with an awkward smile that could tell you that she has never done this in her entire life. “Um…uh…well..hello everybody”, Martha begins to speak, scrambling for the right words, “how…uh…delightful it is to be here with…um..all of you guys…I’d just like to say…heh…thanks for this award I guess…”. Silence. This reward is special, and is only awarded to the best witches and wizards ONCE per year, for Martha is a very talented witch and also knows that she can NOT mess this up…not for 1,000 dollars… “So, I would like…um…to uhh….accept this reward for its GREAT meaning and…eh..later put it up on my shelf for admiration…” As she continued her babble to stall time, the awarders couldn’t stand it any longer and began to clap as a sign of ‘this NEEDS to be over’ instead of a symbol of enjoyment. “Yes! Yes, great speech! Now, we can all agree that Martha Stewards deserves this reward for she is an outstanding witch! Thank you for your time, and hope to see you in the next reward ceremony for the best witch/wizard of the year!”
