she picked me up at four am

to make our way down to gettysburg

it was her idea

to try to distract me

from losing the best fuck i’d ever had

my best fuck said i fucked too hard

and was too aggressive

she didn’t like facefucking

or facials

and doggy hurt too much

maybe she wasn’t my best fuck

i’d ever had

but she was the only fuck

i’d ever had

the only fuck i’d ever had

who i wanted to fuck

i had only fucked

fat and ugly

until her

but she wasn’t fat and ugly

so i was depressed

and worried that i would never

fuck another non-fat and non-ugly

so we get to gettysburg

and we walk on the misty trail

looking at the memorials

and canons and ghosts

and i tell her i was depressed

and worried

and she said

that i would not be cursed

to fat and ugly forever

since i broke my streak

with the fuck i just lost

i looked at her

she wasn’t fat

but she was ugly

i took her behind

a military fort

and fucked her

better than my best fuck

two steps forward,

one step back