This product is what you need in your life! This is what you need to make your life easier. This Neuro-Phone will help you make and answer calls easier and listen to music easier and quicker. This device is similar to a diabetic arm thingy in that it snaps onto your body (just below the ear) and it connects to your nerves and thus connects to your cerebellum and whatever you think, it will do.

When someone calls you either with their phone or with their own Neuro-Phone, you think “answer call” and it will answer the call and you can hear the caller within your head and either answer out-loud or answer using your thoughts.

Along with easier phone calls, you can also listen to music easier. You can ask the Neuro-Phone to play whatever music you like. You can make the request out-loud or in your head via thought. You can hear the music directly in your head and you can also share your music with other Neuro-Phone users with their consent and show them what music you listen to or ridicule what music they listen to ;)

This will be available next month for £299.99 or you can pre order a set of Neuro-Phones and free washing liquid for £349.99. Be the coolest guy in your friend group in the year 2323, and have the newest set of Neuro-Phones either for yourself or to share with friends and/or family.