i start my day with a cup if coffee

no different than you

i will dread getting out of bed but

once i do i feel amazing

on my way up, maybe ill grab a cookie

grab a bite

im feeling risky today

but life with me is like

biting into that chocolate chip cookie

only to realize it is actually an oatmeal raison

and you dont feel lied to

you just feel hurt for believing it was anything but bitter

im not the best at first dates.

they make me feel like white sox

or more specifically you; every baseball fan

when they threw the world series.

my life could have been so easy.

but i bit into an apple

only to realize it was poisoned

and that was the moment

that i truly knew i was a man.