(8-16-21)Dear Ms. Toad sucker,

I hate your stinking guts, you make me wanna vomit. Yet, I want to be with you almost daily, and did not understand why you wanted to be single. I long to see your smiling face of yours, and the loneliness is getting the best of me.

Sincerely

S.W.

(8-21-21) Slugworm,

You can devour a purse of one eyed trouser snakes. I have long missed you and you know that, but I need to find myself among the stars before lest, I am too old. I want to come back to you, but I have to much living to do to be settled down at this moment.

Yours truly

Toadsuck

(10-09-21) To my dearest Toadsuck,

My heart is overwhelmed with joy that I got to see you today, I beg on both knees that you be mine. Your smile lights up the room when you’re in it. Your poise is like that of a swan. I cannot wait to devour the fruits of your Eden and be blessed to have you betrothed to me.

Your dearest

S.W.

( 10-31-21) Dear sluggypoo,

Oh! my heart skips every time I see you. Your face warms my dreams and my nether regions like a storybook girl. I cannot wait to be in your chiseled arms. I want to bear your child, and be their mother.

Forever your

Toad suck