Sitting in the audience in a very uncomfy chair

I wasn’t paying attention to the stage because I didn’t really care.

This hot man asked for my name and my number

Then he walked away and I thought what a bummer.

The loud speaker was talking

My fingers on tinder were walking.

“Allison Nun you have won!”

The whole crowd cheered “Oh what fun!”

My head snapped up

All I could say was “but but”

The hot man from before

Was laughing on the floor.

I walked to the stage

Trying to act unfazed.

I shook the hand of the loud speaker

My knees had never felt weaker.

The hot man used my information

To enter me in a competition at the space station.