I don’t know what I’m doing any more. I don’t know who my friends are, who I can trust, who I can love anymore. Before the remote life was so much easier. I knew people liked me for me instead of the remote. I knew that they can feel real emotions and actually knew what they were doing. But then the remote fell down from the sky.

I didn’t know what it was for but when I fiddled around with it I figured out it changes people. For instance, my mom walked in when I was fiddling with it, she suddenly became very disinterested in everything. I brought it to school and pressed some buttons while pointing the remote at the school bullies. They started loving me and they became my lackeys. I was over come with ideas on what I could do with this.

That brings us to where I am today. I became the president of the world by over throwing every government in the world. Not one person was untouched by the remote. I love it and hate it now. On one hand, I’m the most powerful man in the world. On the other, I have no one I actually trust. As someone once said, “You have everything, but you really have nothing.”