If my brother had not been so stubborn, none of this would have happened.

I love him very much. He is always looking for his “perfect woman”. She is always just around the corner which is possible in a place like London. Calling him picky would be an insult to picky people. He should just have a painting done from his imagination because no woman who looks like his dream woman would even give him the time of day.

My brother is cute. Not actor or model cute. Everyday guy cute or maybe I am biased. He is never going to reel one in by his love of Xbox.

I owe my own art gallery. By brother tries to use it as his personal pick up spot. Problem is he has no interest or feeling for art so he cannot speak in a way that would interest one of my female patrons but that doesn’t stop him from trying.

Tonight it finally happened. He shared his “right to the perfect woman” which landed him with a drink thrown in his face. He is now banned from my gallery until he is married.