**Piece of art (song): Killdozer by Kim Dracula**

“I’m sorry sir, but we’re going to have to repossess your car.” One of the men said. I simply laughed.

He and his group were wanting to repossess my car, but I had a secret… a secret that they needed to know.

“Look, I’m sorry,” I said. “But… I don’t drive a car… haha…”

My garage door began to open and my true vehicle was revealed. “I drive a mother fucking army tank!” The army tank in my garage made a stereotypical movie car’s “vroom-vroom” type noise, causing me to erupt into a fit of laughter.

Every single one of the men who stood before me now had wide eyes and dropped jaws. Their shock only made me laugh more. “Shocked, huh? Well, it seems you can’t repossess my car after all, because I don’t even have one! Ha! Oh, and just remember, fuck with me… and I’ll fuck around ‘til your pale face blue!”

“Y-you’re being unreasonable! You w-wouldn’t dare harm us!” One of the men stuttered. I scoffed.

“You wanna bet? I was always willing to be reasonable, until I had to be unreasonable. Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.” I said, annoyed.

The men ran away and I knew, they would never mess with me and my killdozer EVER AGAIN!