The train conductor: “Here you go young kid, a ticket to anywhere you wanna go”

The boy: “you mean this can take me anywhere I want?”

Conductor: “indeed son”

The boy: “I wanna go to mars”

Conductor: “alright- wait what?”

The boy: “mars! I wanna go to mars!”

Conductor: “umm you do realize that’s not on earth, right?”

The boy: “oh right, I forgot.”

Conductor: “that’s okay, where else?”

The boy: “Ummm. . . Oo! I wanna go to my friends house.”

Conductor: “okay no problem, where does he live?”

The boy: “ten minutes from here.”

Conductor: “oh boy. sigh How about somewhere relatively far?”

The boy: “I don’t know, that’s all I really wanted to do.”

Conductor: “cmon kid, don’t you wanna see more things in this world. Don’t you wanna see the Eiffel Tower, or attend a game at the Tokyo Dome, or hike the mountains up in north?”

The boy: “I guess since you put it that way.”

Conductor: “Alright, where to first?”

The boy: “Let’s go to the France! I wanna see the Tokyo Dome!”

Conductor: “Japan it is!”

The boy: “I can’t wait.”

Conductor: “Alright, step into the magic train-“

The father: “Hey! Who the fuck are you??”

Conductor: “oh hello, I’m-“

The father: *Cocks shotgun “Get the fuck off my property!!”

Conductor: “w-w-w-wait wait!”

The father: “Now!”

Conductor: “okay okay I’m going I’m going”

The boy: “But I wanted to get to China!”

The father: “shut the fuck up and get your ass inside!”

The boy: “aww man!”

Conductor: “yeah, aww man-“

The father: “Goo!!”

Conductor: “Okay I’m going!”

The father: “Goddamn Jehovah witnesses.”

Conductor: “you’re son will know the word of christ some day!” *Drives off in white van