The train conductor: “Here you go young kid, a ticket to anywhere you wanna go” The boy: “you mean this can take me anywhere I want?” Conductor: “indeed son” The boy: “I wanna go to mars” Conductor: “alright- wait what?” The boy: “mars! I wanna go to mars!” Conductor: “umm you do realize that’s not on earth, right?” The boy: “oh right, I forgot.” Conductor: “that’s okay, where else?” The boy: “Ummm. . . Oo! I wanna go to my friends house.” Conductor: “okay no problem, where does he live?” The boy: “ten minutes from here.” Conductor: “oh boy. *sigh* How about somewhere relatively far?” The boy: “I don’t know, that’s all I really wanted to do.” Conductor: “cmon kid, don’t you wanna see more things in this world. Don’t you wanna see the Eiffel Tower, or attend a game at the Tokyo Dome, or hike the mountains up in north?” The boy: “I guess since you put it that way.” Conductor: “Alright, where to first?” The boy: “Let’s go to the France! I wanna see the Tokyo Dome!” Conductor: “Japan it is!” The boy: “I can’t wait.” Conductor: “Alright, step into the magic train-“ The father: “Hey! Who the fuck are you??” Conductor: “oh hello, I’m-“ The father: *Cocks shotgun “Get the fuck off my property!!” Conductor: “w-w-w-wait wait!” The father: “Now!” Conductor: “okay okay I’m going I’m going” The boy: “But I wanted to get to China!” The father: “shut the fuck up and get your ass inside!” The boy: “aww man!” Conductor: “yeah, aww man-“ The father: “Goo!!” Conductor: “Okay I’m going!” The father: “Goddamn Jehovah witnesses.” Conductor: “you’re son will know the word of christ some day!” *Drives off in white van