The Experience

The train conductor: “Here you go young kid, a ticket to anywhere you wanna go”


The boy: “you mean this can take me anywhere I want?”


Conductor: “indeed son”


The boy: “I wanna go to mars”


Conductor: “alright- wait what?”


The boy: “mars! I wanna go to mars!”


Conductor: “umm you do realize that’s not on earth, right?”


The boy: “oh right, I forgot.”


Conductor: “that’s okay, where else?”


The boy: “Ummm. . . Oo! I wanna go to my friends house.”


Conductor: “okay no problem, where does he live?”


The boy: “ten minutes from here.”


Conductor: “oh boy. *sigh* How about somewhere relatively far?”


The boy: “I don’t know, that’s all I really wanted to do.”


Conductor: “cmon kid, don’t you wanna see more things in this world. Don’t you wanna see the Eiffel Tower, or attend a game at the Tokyo Dome, or hike the mountains up in north?”


The boy: “I guess since you put it that way.”


Conductor: “Alright, where to first?”


The boy: “Let’s go to the France! I wanna see the Tokyo Dome!”


Conductor: “Japan it is!”


The boy: “I can’t wait.”


Conductor: “Alright, step into the magic train-“

The father: “Hey! Who the fuck are you??”


Conductor: “oh hello, I’m-“


The father: *Cocks shotgun “Get the fuck off my property!!”


Conductor: “w-w-w-wait wait!”


The father: “Now!”


Conductor: “okay okay I’m going I’m going”


The boy: “But I wanted to get to China!”


The father: “shut the fuck up and get your ass inside!”


The boy: “aww man!”


Conductor: “yeah, aww man-“


The father: “Goo!!”


Conductor: “Okay I’m going!”


The father: “Goddamn Jehovah witnesses.”


Conductor: “you’re son will know the word of christ some day!” *Drives off in white van

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