The train conductor: “Here you go young kid, a ticket to anywhere you wanna go”
The boy: “you mean this can take me anywhere I want?”
Conductor: “indeed son”
The boy: “I wanna go to mars”
Conductor: “alright- wait what?”
The boy: “mars! I wanna go to mars!”
Conductor: “umm you do realize that’s not on earth, right?”
The boy: “oh right, I forgot.”
Conductor: “that’s okay, where else?”
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