"Stupid human." I thought, "does he not know that his kind don't have nine lives?" I really liked this human, she was really nice to me, so her loss would be hard, but I'll get a new home soon enough. In the meantime, it's time for revenge. I started devising a sinister plan to take down the evil human and his entire family. I ran at the perpetrator, I was going to attack him and force him to tell me where his family lived. After that I would make him watch as I burned down the houses of everyone he loved. For a hasty plan it was pretty good. I lunged.

"Whoah there, mittens" said Josh, my humans acting partner "she's not really dead, we were acting" he picked me up by the scruff and laughed as a tried scratching at him.

"Stupid human," I thought as Meagan, my human stood up

"See?" She said, "I'm fine" she took me from Josh and pet me gently. I was happy she was fine, I scratched a warning at Josh to dissuade him from trying anything.

"Okay, I think it's time we go home" Meagan said to me in that baby voice that all cats secretly like and then she said goodbye to the "actor" in her normal voice. Right before the door closed on us, I stuck my tongue out at Josh for good measure.

What? Cats can be petty to.