Where in the hell did they put my NUTS?

I've been looking for the past week to get some nuts and once I finally have them they disappear on me?

You're meaning to tell me that the wind just picked up all the nuts I had next to me while I was sleeping?

I spent all god damn day in the trees over near New Jersey to find some nuts that would help last my cravings.

New Jersey nuts taste like something you stepped on walking the god forsaken boardwalk. You expecting me to be satisfied with that?

Absolutely pathetic. I bet it was that jerkoff Joey the tree next door that took them maybe?

I'm just a simple everyday squirrel who wants his nuts. Am I really asking for much?