“Look, as much as I love a good party, sadly I’m retired. I’m bound by the law now.”

“Come onnnnn!” She grinned. “It’ll be funnnnnn!”

I rolled my eyes, but couldn’t help smiling. “Fine, but I’m wearing a mask.”

“Yes! Are you ready for the party of our lives!?” Her devious smile makes me want to take it back.

I stepped back into my house, “Y’know maybe I’m too old for this.” It was too late, she grabbed my hand and dragged me to a building. Technically I’m only 21, but I usually think of my teenage years as my villainous years. I’ve already resolved everything with my sibling, so I have no vendetta anymore.

“You’re no fun now that you’re this goody two shoes!” She complained, and I laughed. She continued, “It’s really such a shame, you were our best hacker…”

Ok maybe I should’ve said no, but remembering the years of hacking brought a burst of nostalgia out of me, so I said yes.

Here I am, at this party. Loud music is playing, and the villains are here.

I should probably leave, but just as I’m thinking this, the doors open and guards run into the room.

My sibling is a guard.

They are probably with the others.

Oh shit.

This is why I retired.