All I wanted at this point was for everything to end. For it all to go back to the way it was before I found that stupid genie hat. Yes Hat! A genie living in a hot shoulda been my first clue.

1st wish was for loads of money, like any other self respecting genie finder. Oh I got the money all right but it came with a requirement to wed a certain individual. I sighed but completed the requirement.

2nd wish was for a happy healthy child. Oh I got a child all right but not the one I dreamed of or wanted. My new spouse cheated on me and the paramour left the child in a basket on our steps.

I never thought I’d ever wish for thr last two wishes to be revoked.