You never asked, but I can't stand your snoring,

It's actually amazing, I can't believe you haven't sucked me in yet.

You never asked, but I think you're a terrible cook,

I've never met anyone who can't make a salad before.

You never asked, but I can't help but laugh when you yell at the tv,

Remember watching Love Island together? I laughed so hard my tea went up my nose.

You never asked, but I love the way you scrunch up your nose,

Every time you're concentrating - it's the cutest thing.

You never asked, but I really like you.