Strange Behavior

He watches from afar. What should we do about him?


He believes he is invisible because he is hiding behind a tree then why does he wear a glow-in-the-dark t-shirt?


He follows three car behind but drives a van with unicorns painted all over it.


If and when we are close enough to see each each other, he was wearing Arsenal colors on his face. Guess that explains why he takes days off.


He is so predictable that you can set your watch by what time he is on a bus bench with a newspaper with holes in it.


We went to the police station with his locations and time tables. Next time he was hopping on his pogo stick, he was arrested for tomfoolery, stalking and his IQ was tested. The was convicted and is learning clown school in jail.





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