⚠️this is a comedic poem about my STARDEW VALLEY husband⚠️

harvey, my stardew husband

he is a doctor

he brings in the cash

yet he doesn’t pay

a penny for our house

with his big arms

and my big heart

we make the perfect couple

adopted two kids

named them

rob

and

bob

this morning harvey watered my plants

i imagine him helping me with the farm

everyday

wouldn’t that be nice?

yes.

yet, he sits there

not doing a thing

i suppose you could say

i only married him

cause he is hot

and appreciates my hard work

👍