⚠️this is a comedic poem about my STARDEW VALLEY husband⚠️ harvey, my stardew husband he is a doctor he brings in the cash yet he doesn’t pay a penny for our house with his big arms and my big heart we make the perfect couple adopted two kids named them rob and bob this morning harvey watered my plants i imagine him helping me with the farm everyday wouldn’t that be nice? yes. yet, he sits there not doing a thing i suppose you could say i only married him cause he is hot and appreciates my hard work 👍