me and my friends like to post memes on the internet. we don’t really care about it going viral or anything, we just do it for fun. today i posted a video of daddy pig twerking. when i woke up the next morning it had 70 billion views!! one of my friends named bobinny said “what the flip. erm actually there’s only 8 billion people in the world.”
but i don’t care about what bobinny thinks. my video ...
thanks for coming
i say to all my birthday party guests
but little do they know
I HATE THEM
my mom made me invite
kathy
i hate kathy the most
she’s one of those people
who still wears clothes from the kids section
in target at age 15
i hate kathy
but i also hate larry
larry is my secand cousin twice removed
he is pretty dumb
okay bye...
it was new year’s eve
2014
the fireworks would be starting soon
i was so excited
i couldn’t even focus on
my mom
who was yelling at me
cause i
ate uncooked meat
“it wasnt finished !! i was gonna put it in the soup”
all i could see is
the big red lever
and not a sight of
a permit
i couldnt help myself
i ran over to the
big
red
lever
and pulled it towards me
“NOOOO”
my mom yelled
but it wa...
⚠️this is a comedic poem about my STARDEW VALLEY husband⚠️
harvey, my stardew husband
he is a doctor
he brings in the cash
yet he doesn’t pay
a penny for our house
with his big arms
and my big heart
we make the perfect couple
adopted two kids
named them
rob
and
bob
this morning harvey watered my plants
i imagine him helping me with the farm
everyday
wouldn’t that be nice?
yes.
yet, he sits...
yesterday i got a gift
a silly goofy gift to be precise
i got a rock painting kit
for five year olds
uhhhhh
i’m sixteen
“i love it!”
i say
with a smile on my face
little they know
uhhhhh
i dont 👍
i know i should be thankful
for all the little gifts
but honestly
i think my grandma
who gave me the kit
thinks i’m five years old 😭😭...
in jessica’s lip filler
i didnt wanna rat her out like this but
she stuffs all my favortie
fuzzy socks
in her lips
she looks like a duck
now that she has a new hobby
of stuffing my socks
in her lips
jessica,
if you’re reading this,
STOP TAKING MY SOCKS
its not funny anymore
i wonder how good it would feel
to pull 13 pairs of socks out of your lips
but i guess i’ll never know 😔...
today is christmas
i really like christmas
christmas means
food
silly
presents
goofy
a stalker who breaks into your house
yummy
christmas is real yummy
this year i got a
kim kardashian signed print
and some new
undies
yummy
i ate my undies
even thought i wanted to wear them
to school
to the park
to the movies
to the mall
but it’s ok
cause they tasted good
really good
yummy
i ate my kim k...
ppl in my town are disappearing
i think they went to ohio
cause you know
only in ohio
i wonder where they have gone
maybe to the barbie movie premiere
or maybe they went to the car store
to get me a tesla
i want a tesla
with butterfly doors
i want a pink tesla
but never the less
no one is home
not even mrs. eda
i like mrs. eda
she makes yummy cookies
after i come home from school
chocol...
