You know what they say It feels like a party everyday But not for Bertram! He is a dimond

“I hate kids” he may say But we love him anyway He is wonderful And also gay So that’s cool

I love him I don’t care what you say Slay the day away To Bertram from Quinn I love you pookie

me and my friends like to post memes on the internet. we don’t really care about it going viral or anything, we just do it for fun. today i posted a video of daddy pig twerking. when i woke up the next morning it had 70 billion views!! one of my friends named bobinny said “what the flip. erm actually there’s only 8 billion people in the world.” but i don’t care about what bobinny thinks. my video went viral!!!!! of daddy pig twerking!!!!! them i hear a knock on the door. “knock knock” the door said. i opened the door and it was daddy pig!! but, he looked supa angry. “WHAT THE FLIP.” daddy pig said with a humph. “YOU POSTED THAT VIDEO WITHOUT MY CONSENT!!!” “broskerito, calm down. we can talk about this and figure something out.” “NO. I’M HUMILIATED. I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU GOT THAT VIDEO. I ONLY TWERK WHEN I’M ALONE.” “i was just havin some fun” i say!!! “well you made me supa sad.” daddy pig started to cry. “aw sorry.” i reply. “that’s okay” he said. then he started to twerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

la fin

SCRUMDIDDLYUMPTIOUS i love the blue one it may not give me as much energy as the bottle said it would but that’s okay

it doesnt need to.

its just really good. its my favorite. yum.

thanks for coming i say to all my birthday party guests but little do they know I HATE THEM

my mom made me invite kathy i hate kathy the most she’s one of those people who still wears clothes from the kids section in target at age 15

i hate kathy but i also hate larry larry is my secand cousin twice removed he is pretty dumb

okay bye

it was new year’s eve 2014 the fireworks would be starting soon

i was so excited i couldn’t even focus on my mom who was yelling at me cause i ate uncooked meat

“it wasnt finished !! i was gonna put it in the soup”

all i could see is the big red lever and not a sight of a permit

i couldnt help myself i ran over to the big red lever and pulled it towards me

“NOOOO”

my mom yelled but it was too late

i pulled the lever

and reached out to touch the fire

“NOOOO”

my dad yelled but it was too late

i touched the fire

it was exhilarating 

the fire truck came while i laughed my head off

they took my to the hospital but at least i got to eat chocolate cake at the hospital 😊

⚠️this is a comedic poem about my STARDEW VALLEY husband⚠️

harvey, my stardew husband he is a doctor he brings in the cash yet he doesn’t pay a penny for our house

with his big arms and my big heart we make the perfect couple

adopted two kids named them rob and bob

this morning harvey watered my plants i imagine him helping me with the farm everyday wouldn’t that be nice?

yes.

yet, he sits there not doing a thing

i suppose you could say i only married him cause he is hot and appreciates my hard work

👍

yesterday i got a gift a silly goofy gift to be precise i got a rock painting kit for five year olds

uhhhhh

i’m sixteen

“i love it!” i say with a smile on my face little they know

uhhhhh

i dont 👍

i know i should be thankful for all the little gifts but honestly i think my grandma who gave me the kit thinks i’m five years old 😭😭

in jessica’s lip filler i didnt wanna rat her out like this but she stuffs all my favortie fuzzy socks in her lips

she looks like a duck now that she has a new hobby of stuffing my socks in her lips

jessica, if you’re reading this, STOP TAKING MY SOCKS its not funny anymore i wonder how good it would feel to pull 13 pairs of socks out of your lips

but i guess i’ll never know 😔

today is christmas i really like christmas christmas means food silly presents goofy a stalker who breaks into your house

yummy

christmas is real yummy

this year i got a kim kardashian signed print and some new undies

yummy i ate my undies even thought i wanted to wear them to school to the park to the movies to the mall

but it’s ok cause they tasted good really good

yummy i ate my kim kardashian signed print even though i wanted to flaunt it at school at the park at the movies at the mall

but it’s ok. people would probably want to steal it. cause it tastes so good! who knew kim used such a yummy pen.

so, maybe it’s for the best. no matter how much i’ll miss my undies and my kim kardashian signed print they tasted good so its all ok

(btw this is a joke it is christmas today but i didnt get that stuff lmao)

ppl in my town are disappearing i think they went to ohio cause you know only in ohio

i wonder where they have gone maybe to the barbie movie premiere or maybe they went to the car store to get me a tesla

i want a tesla with butterfly doors i want a pink tesla

but never the less no one is home not even mrs. eda i like mrs. eda

she makes yummy cookies after i come home from school chocolate chip ? snicker doodle ? i wonder what she will make when she gets back from ohio

i want my cookies my tesla my barbie movie tickets and my ohio postcard

but for real i’m kinda worried lol