dear santa:

this year for christmas

I want

a bottle of Prozac.

80 milligrams.

i’ve been good this year, i’ve been safe

scrubbed my hands, used all my clorox wipes

on my legs and arms and tongue

just in case

i bleached my teeth and hair and

drank the sanitizer Kool-aid so

please give me those happy pills, Saint Nick

| this one’s a bit short. I might edit it later? Hope everyone’s having a wonderful holiday! |