Roach Party

Hey Jimmy! How’s it hangin?


Jimmy the roach approached his good friend bob the fly.


Oh you know. Keeping it real. How about that weather?


Yeah man! It’s gettin hot yo!


Tell me about it. My 500 kids say I need to install that air conditioner. I had to remind them I’m just a tiny roach and our giant has moved out and the electricity has been turned off.


Man that stinks. Things aren’t so great for me either. I remember when I used to roll in the poo. Not so much poo these days.


Yeah I feel yeah. I don’t know where all those giants went, but man a whole lotta other things went with them!


For sure Jimmy. For sure. But you know what they left?


What’s that bob?


Garbage. A glorious amount of garbage.


Yeah bob. That’s what I’m talking about! You coming to our party later on tonight?


You know I wouldn’t miss it! All the heat in this world couldn’t stop me!


Yeah that’s right. Haha me neither. Me neither bob. It’s our world now.

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