A man happens to be falling down a pit when he hears a loud scream. To his surprise another man was falling above him, but quickly reached his own falling level.

“Oh, hello there!” the fist falling man said

“Oh, hi, you alright?” the second man said, as though he hadn’t been screaming his lungs out just before

“Yeah. I’m Alex.”

“George. Pleasure.”

Both keep falling in silence

“So, Alex, been here long?”

“Not so long. I fell down on Tuesday”

“Which Tuesday, though?”

“Oh, I don’t know. Was today a Tuesday, too?”

“No. It was a Thursday.”

“Right, so, George, you liking the pit?”

“Well, not too bad. I mean its dark. You recon it’s bottomless?”

“Well, I haven’t the slightest clue, probably is.”

“Huh. Alrighty then”